speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

259,719 notes - 19 August, 2014

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

401,523 notes - 10 August, 2014

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

292,539 notes - 10 August, 2014

dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

148,110 notes - 10 August, 2014