• Me: i'm over my crush
  • Crush: hey
  • Me: nvm

250,364 notes - 26 August, 2014


if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

259,957 notes - 19 August, 2014


when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

408,854 notes - 10 August, 2014


*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

302,585 notes - 10 August, 2014


technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

149,617 notes - 10 August, 2014