doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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607,444 notes - 17 July, 2014

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

630,135 notes - 17 July, 2014

hermionejg:

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

Same.

44,064 notes - 12 July, 2014

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

118,079 notes - 12 July, 2014

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

233,415 notes - 12 July, 2014